lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public
tastefullyoffensive:

[autumnx]
emilianadarling:

IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT SLAPPING A HALLOWEEN WRAPPER ON SOMETHING IS GOING TO MAKE ME WANT IT MORE THEN YOU ARE absolutely correct i’ll take 50. 
joeonfire:

Nailed it

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans
timothydelaghetto:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


I love this kid lol
laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

coldnacho:

coldnacho:

Ask me weird stuff it’ll be fun

minfotibaken:

youre-a-fucking-disgrace:

Why does he look like he’s being fucked

Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things.
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